"That's right, big boy.  Come and get it." ~~*Anne.

"He's getting away!  And.. . Ow!" ~~*Anne.

"Well, well, the Slayer always says a pun or, or a witty play on words.  And I think it throws the vampires off and it, and it makes them frightened because I'm wisecracking.  Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but you try it every time." ~~*Anne.

Willow: "Do you think Buffy knows school's starting tomorrow?"
Oz: "Tomorrow.  Right.  Big day."
Willow: "Oh, I'm gonna' be busy a lot, but, but only till three, and that's when you usually get up." ~~*Anne.

Willow: "I wonder what our first homework assignment's gonna' be?"
Xander: "..."
Willow: "Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay? We've all got issues." ~~*Anne.

"No, he got away.  We still have some glitches in the system.  Like... vampires getting away.  But I think we're improving." ~~*Anne.

"Well, we try not to get killed.  That's part of our whole mission statement.  'Don't get killed'." ~~*Anne.

"Traditionally, you know, repeating a grade isn't exactly a turn-on.  And, and you're practically a genius.  You're Mr. Test Scores. It's all a little weird." ~~*Anne.

"I'm trying to get to 'cute', really, but I'm still sort of stuck on 'strange'." ~~*Anne.

Willow: "We dusted nine out of ten."
Oz: "Six out of ten."
Willow: "Six out of ten." ~~*Dead Man's Party.

"You're leaving again?  What, you just stopped by for your lint brush and now you're ready to go?" ~~*Dead Man's Party.

"Oh no, have a great time.  Oh, oh, and don't forget to not write." ~~*Dead Man's Party.

Buffy:  "I'm trying."
Willow:  "Wow, and it looks so much like giving up." ~~*Dead Man's Party.

"I, I'm having all sorts of... I'm dating.  I, I'm having serious dating with a werewolf.  And, and I'm studying witchcraft and, and killing vampires.  And I didn't have anyone to talk to about all this scary life stuff." ~~*Dead Man's Party.

Joyce: "Buffy, what is this?"
Willow: "She was running away again." ~~*Dead Man's Party.

"Talking about it isn't helping, we might as well try some violence." *zombies crash the party* "I was being sarcastic!" ~~*Dead Man's Party.

"I mean, I'm not a full-fledged witch.  That takes years.  I just did a couple pagan blessings, and a... teeny glamour to hide a zit." ~~*Dead Man's Party.

"I tried to communicate with the spirit world, and I so wasn't ready for that.  It's like being pulled apart inside.  Plus I blew the power for our whole block.  Big scare." ~~*Dead Man's Party.