"Do you know what I found worked real good with Slayers? Killing them." ~~*School Hard.
"I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move." ~~*School Hard.
"Someone's in the ceiling." ~~*School Hard.
"You were my Sire man, you were my. . .Yoda! Man I can't believe this! You Uncle Tom!" ~~*School Hard.
"So, who do you kill for fun around here?" ~~*School Hard.
"I find one of your friends first, I'm gonna suck him dry. . .and use their bones to bash your head in. Are you getting a word picture here?" ~~*School Hard.
"I just like them. They make me feel all manly." ~~*School Hard.
"From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual . . .and a little more fun around here!" ~~*School Hard.
"This is just. . .neat!" ~~*Halloween.
"Uh, where's the door knob?" ~~*Lie To Me.
"Do I have anyone on watch here? It's called security, people. Are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?" ~~*Lie To Me.
"I know who I am, too. So what?" ~~*Lie To Me.
"I don't go much for tradition." ~~*Lie To Me.
"What? Oh. You've got thirty seconds to convince me not to kill you." ~~*Lie To Me.
"Debase the beef. . .canoe. Why does that strike me as not right?" ~~*What's My Line Part One.
"Then make it a language! Isn't that what a transcriber does?" ~~*What's My Line Part One.
"Some people find pain. . .very inspirational." ~~*What's My Line Part One.
Drucilla:
Spike: "I'll dance with you, pet, on the Slayer's grave." ~~*What's My Line Part One.
"Trouble? She's the gnat in my ear. The gristle in my teeth. She's the bloody thorn in my bloody side!" ~~*What's My Line Part One.
Vamp: "The Order Of Tereka. I mean, isn't that overkill?"
Spike: "No, I think it's just enough kill." ~~*What's My Line Part One.
"Talk, and I'll have your guts for garters." ~~*What's My Line Part Two.
"I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt before, you know." ~~*What's My Line Part Two.
"Now we just let them come to a simmering boil, and remove to a low flame." ~~*What's My Line Part Two.
"In the ground, pinhead! I wanted her dead!" ~~*What's My Line Part Two.
"Yeah, that'll work. Now say 'Pretty Please'."~~*Surprise.
"Uh, you're not clear on the concept, pal. There is no instead. Just first and second." ~~*Surprise.
Spike: "What's Big Blue upto, anyway? He just sits there."
Judge: "I am preparing."
Spike: "Yeah, it's interesting to me that 'preparing' looks a great bit like sitting on your ass!" ~~*Innocence.
"You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day." ~~*Innocence.
"No more of this 'I've got a soul' crap?" ~~*Innocence.
"Now it's four against one, which are the kind of odds I like to play." ~~*Innocence.
"Are you insane? We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends' bed." ~~*Passion.
"If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new, improved one is not playing with a full sack." ~~*Passion.
"It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us." ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.
"Yeah. You're a giver." ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.
"Our man Angel here likes to talk, but he's not much for action. All hat and no cat." ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.
"Oh I will. . .Sooner than you think." ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.
"You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated." ~~*I Only Have Eyes For You.
Angel: "You can see all that in your head?"
Spike: "No, you ninny. She read it in the morning paper." ~~*Becoming Part One.
Spike: "Let me guess. Someone pulls out the sword. . ."
Angel: "Someone worthy."
Spike: ". . .The demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues." ~~*Becoming Part One.
"Someone wasn't worthy. . ." ~~*Becoming Part One.
"Wow! It's a big rock, I can't wait to tell all my friends, they don't have a rock this big." ~~*Becoming Part One.
"Hello, Cutie." ~~*Becoming Part Two.
"We like to talk big. . .Vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' That's just tough-guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You've got dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real, passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye, Picadilly, farewell Leicester-bloody-Square!" ~~*Becoming Part Two.
"Hey! White flag here. I quit." ~~*Becoming Part Two.
"Drums, yeah. She's hell on the old skins, you know." ~~*Becoming Part Two.
"Dru bagged a Slayer? She didn't tell me. Good for her!. . .though not from your perspective, I suppose." ~~*Becoming Part Two.
"You have your way with him, you'll never get to destroy the world. And I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet." ~~*Becoming Part Two.
"Painful isn't it?" ~~*Becoming Part Two.
"Ummmm, you hit me with an axe once, remember, uh, 'Get the hell away from my daughter'!" ~~*Becoming Part Two.
"I don't wanna hurt you baby, *smack* doesn't mean I won't." ~~*Becoming Part Two.
"Gawd, he's going to kill her, *shrugs*." ~~*Becoming Part Two.